that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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