But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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