I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
no, he came in my armpit
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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