'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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