She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think I sprained my soul last night
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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