you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
is wine microwaveable?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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