also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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