3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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