Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Can you bring me the toilet please
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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