I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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