Dual....:-)
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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