if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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