it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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