I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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