big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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