i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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