So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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