3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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