Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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