even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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