So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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