I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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