thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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