Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My vagina is very pro this idea
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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