dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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