i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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