so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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