debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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