he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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