mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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