No, you can still breathe under the balls.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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