I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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