What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just want nice things and good sex
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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