I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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