True but thats because hes a fetus.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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