at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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