Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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