I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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