I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
