She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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