I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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