So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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