Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
organizing the empties. That sober.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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