Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
