is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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