I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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