idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
