I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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