Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
