Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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