We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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