The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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