my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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