i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Two words: nipple clamps
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