Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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