My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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