if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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