I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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